northern lights catch you coming down

westboro church

2007-04-06T07:17:22Z

theres a war on drugs and a war on terror, why can't their be a war on bigotry? there is no place for it in the 21st century.

it's bad enough that these westboro church sociopaths picketed matthew shepards' funeral. let alone that they picket funerals of soldiers who died fighting for them who have NOTHING to do with their vendetta against homosexuals. that is so far beyond tasteless there isnt a word for it.

this woman is part of the reason some people shouldnt be allowed children. she has ELEVEN and she's brainwashed them all into lunacy. jesus christ.

there's 6 more parts of the documentary at youtube but i dont even know if i can watch the rest it makes me so sad and so so fucking furious i want to HURT PEOPLE.

edit//

Michael Moore organized a humorous counterprotest to the church for his TV Show The Awful Truth. He followed Phelps around the country in "the Sodomobile," a pink bus filled with homosexuals.

this is the only cool thing michael moore has ever done.

DO WHAT??

2007-04-05T16:25:31Z

my girlfriend singing and dancing to meatloaf is the greatest thing ever.

BUT WHAT IS IT HE WON'T DO? IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY

All up in the vibe something coming over me

2007-04-05T15:48:04Z

we came to rock the spot by *loveinavoid on deviant ART

honk honk

pompomelo @ 2007-04-05T15:32:00

2007-04-05T05:53:26Z

I'm souuu hungry -_- i want to go on a picnic.. with kitty and angie-lala next to a little cottage in the sun and baby duckssss playing hopskotch..and fairy bread.. i r CRAVE fairy bread but i sent my last packet of sprinkles to kitty did you make fairy bread like i told you? you better or imma hoslap you i'm serious

i finally got to see fingersmith.. it made my head hurt.. owwie..still recovering

and yeah.. stuff. wanna bitch about someone right now and their use of me when its convenient for them but opening my mouth makes people UNCOMFORTABLE so whatevs. going to sleep.

sfghjk

2007-04-04T19:43:09Z

mal will totally piss herself when she hears this, i just know it.

Michael jackson wants to build a 50ft tall robotic replica of himself that stomps around in a desert SHOOTING. LAZERS.

HGAGHASDHJAGHAGAAGAAGAHGGSHSAGHSDGAD *dead*

nice niggers napping naturally

2007-04-04T15:41:03Z

caity and i have an inside joke that consists of the single word 'steak'. posting for my own amusement.

[20/03/2007 10:15:09 PM] tomhoshino says: relationship with food always makes me think like
[20/03/2007 10:15:25 PM] tomhoshino says: this little houswife in a kitchen and her husband at the table
[20/03/2007 10:15:29 PM] tomhoshino says: but her husband is a steak
[20/03/2007 10:15:40 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: i love you
[20/03/2007 10:15:42 PM] tomhoshino says: and their kids are half steak half people
[20/03/2007 10:15:53 PM] tomhoshino says: and shes like did you have a good day at work dear
[20/03/2007 10:16:04 PM] tomhoshino says: and the steak is like *is a steak*
[20/03/2007 10:16:35 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: your brain=my brain
[20/03/2007 10:16:47 PM] tomhoshino says: i told that to the first psychiatrist i went to and she stared at me
[20/03/2007 10:17:05 PM] tomhoshino says: like you have way more problems than this food thing

[20/03/2007 10:19:33 PM] tomhoshino says: the steak has a little bowler hat and a suitcase
[20/03/2007 10:19:40 PM] tomhoshino says: and a tie
[20/03/2007 10:19:56 PM] tomhoshino says: im turning this into a comic
[20/03/2007 10:19:59 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: and a handlebar mustache
[20/03/2007 10:21:20 PM] tomhoshino says: the bitch is like YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME. YOU NEVER TREAT ME LIKE A WOMAN
[20/03/2007 10:21:28 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: huh??
[20/03/2007 10:21:28 PM] tomhoshino says: steak: *is a steak*
[20/03/2007 10:21:32 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: oh LOL
[20/03/2007 10:21:48 PM] tomhoshino says: and then shes like im sorry for yelling. i really do love you
[20/03/2007 10:21:53 PM] tomhoshino says: and she smooshes it against her face

[20/03/2007 10:23:02 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: ilur eyes
[20/03/2007 10:23:31 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: and ur cute littu lipss
[20/03/2007 10:24:13 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: and your nose
[20/03/2007 10:24:20 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: and your whole FACE
[20/03/2007 10:24:29 PM] tomhoshino says: *is a steak*
[20/03/2007 10:25:02 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: IM TRYING TO FIX OUR RELATIONSHIP WHY WONT YOU PARTICIPATE
[20/03/2007 10:25:20 PM] tomhoshino says: *steak*

[20/03/2007 10:25:31 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: i like steak as a verb
[20/03/2007 10:25:48 PM] tomhoshino says: their adopted child is a pork chop
[20/03/2007 10:26:00 PM] tomhoshino says: they keep it in the basement cos theyre ashamed
[20/03/2007 10:26:08 PM] tomhoshino says: im a freak
[20/03/2007 10:26:12 PM] iamnotyourbroom says: why would they adopt something and be ashamed of it
[20/03/2007 10:26:25 PM] tomhoshino says: WHY IS THE HUSBAND A -STEAK-

some time later..

[12:58:39 AM] tomhoshino says: get me a soda
[12:58:52 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: <3
[12:59:00 AM] tomhoshino says: SODA
[12:59:07 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: <3
[12:59:18 AM] tomhoshino says: GODAMMIT SODA
[12:59:22 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: >>>>>:
[12:59:32 AM] tomhoshino says: FINE
[1:00:41 AM] tomhoshino says: apple soda<3
[1:01:26 AM] tomhoshino says: dont be jealous
[1:01:39 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: *steak*
[1:01:57 AM] tomhoshino says: how did we even come up with that
[1:02:11 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: relationship with food
[1:02:19 AM] tomhoshino says: oh yeah lol
[1:02:39 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: and then later i said something really sweet and you were like
[1:02:43 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: *is a steak*
[1:02:55 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: and i said something more sweet and you were like
[1:02:58 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: *steak*
[1:03:02 AM] tomhoshino says: hahaha
[1:03:12 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: LOL
[1:03:22 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: you were like *steak*
[1:03:29 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: our relationship i swear
[1:03:33 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: if we're this strange
[1:03:35 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: the sex
[1:03:39 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: has got to be so kinky
[1:03:45 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: and amazing
[1:03:49 AM] tomhoshino says: no steak
[1:04:05 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: ?
[1:04:12 AM] tomhoshino says: no steak during sex
[1:04:21 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: no steak during sex??
[1:04:40 AM] tomhoshino says: i dunno i thought id just make that clear now since were talking about steak and sex
[1:04:54 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: what exactly do you mean by no steak
[1:05:08 AM] tomhoshino says: steak has no place in our love life
[1:05:09 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: i know youre not telling me not to be like unf hold on *slices a ribeye*

the kind you find in a second hand store

2007-04-03T04:27:07Z

YES IM POSTWHORING. i have -nothing- to do today. i want yvonne to bring me food but im feeling too lazy to even pick up the phone.

more pix of the amazing adventure in china town! + BUNNIES
i look evil/retarded in ALL of these.

also i found this in angie's photobucket oh my hgffgfgd i hope she doesnt mind me putting them here lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *ded*

pompomelo @ 2007-04-03T10:30:00

2007-04-03T00:29:59Z

this is the funniest. shit. i have ever. seen.

the part where she's screaming and eyeliner is running down her face is the best. oh god

pompomelo @ 2007-04-03T06:42:00

2007-04-02T21:27:38Z

By the time I caught up to freedom I was out of breath

2007-04-02T20:07:52Z

we finished saving the ticket money.
i got paid on the 27th and i made some money on ebay but it just hit me when i wrote that, that we finished. saving. the ticket money.

now i'm hunting ebay for fairy lights to cover my room in to make it all pretty when she comes.
why are there no unicorn lights? this makes me sad ; ; THEY HAVE STAR ONES THOUGH! OMG DHFFD

ehehe!

i'm trying to push all the doubts and insecurities i have about this relationship out of my mind. i don't know why i fear things going horribly wrong when it's been six months [oh my god] and we havent even had an single argument. except that one time i was bitching about "evil corporations" and i think caity wanted to take a crowbar to my face lol. but that wasnt even a real argument.

I've never met anyone who complimented me so perfectly. or who i could always be myself around. or who made me want to push myself and succeed at life without even telling me to. and i don't think i ever will again. caity is perfect for me.... and even if this doesn't last forever.. and one day we have to part ways. i will never look back on this relationship with sadness or regret.. because who came up with the idea that the greatest love of your life was the one that stayed forever?

OH MY GOD!!

WHY DO KIDS GET THE COOLEST SHIT?

yes..short attention span.. anyway.

59 days to go..8 weeks.. am i right caity? fuck. shit. thats so crazy soon. i wish i could sleep for 2 months and wake up the day before she comes so i don't have to wait. oh well. it's worth it.

i didnt know saul williams was in Blackalicious. god this this the greatest band ever.

no way

2007-04-01T22:06:10Z

please tell me the anouncement on the front page is a joke.
please.

enough is enough is enough and im bustin right out of this shell

2007-03-31T15:22:27Z

today was SO SO GREAT. ok.
i went to meet Angie so we could go to this lil anime convention thing in china town. while i was waiting at town hall this tiny boy person with lipstick smeared all over his face and eyeshadow and those horrendously pointy heeled boots came up to me and complemented my hair, to which i replied "thanks! i love your boots!" while messaging angie saying "hurry up and get me away from the creeps ; ;"

then angie came and it was OFF TO CHINA TOWN to see Animania!! except we got sidetracked along the way by all the little asian stores selling asian knick knacks. oh JESUS. CHRIST. I'm glad i didnt take my card or more than $40 because i would have spent EVERY last dollar i have in those shops. after having seizures over all the stuff for like an hour angie and i decided the only thing for it was to save a fuckton of money and go on a HUGE spending spree. so thats what we're gonna do. and CAITY you gonna come with us k? i found the cute cute CUTEST thing i have to buy you ; ;

so eventually we wound up at the hotel that was hosting animania. I've never been to an anime convention, or seen cosplayers in real life, and i went in prepared for them all to be elitist snobs who took themselves too seriously. BUT NONE OF THEM WERE. i was surprised! we went into this room where they were holding a cosplay competition and the people there were having SO much fun and getting so into it, it rubbed off on me and i was cheering and laughing along with them [some of the cosplayers in the competition were SO HILARIOUS, i mean you dont know greatness until you see Sora from Kingdom hearts having a dance-off with Tidus to "baby got back"] I took some pictures, my favourite was the girl dressed as a moogle SHE WAS SO CUTE. after a while though i was really over the screaming, so angie and i left and went to explore everything else.

we got the CUTEST FRUITS BASKET KITTY HATS!!!!!!!!! i couldnt afford one because the admission price was $25 and i only had $15 left and they were $20 ; ; but as soon as i was thinking "i like those" angie whipped one out of her bag for me and i SQUEALED. she's SO NICE. i'm hunting on ebay for a present for her now.

They also had my neighbour totoro dvds and i flailed all over them with love. We also discovered some disturbing full metal alchemist [in case you dont know, MY FAVOURITE ANIME OF ALL FUCKING TIME] "adult comics", i'm working on supressing those from my memory. what else?? oh a FULL METAL ALCHEMIST HOODIE which im going to save up and get my greasy little hands on.

after flailing over the stalls for a while we went down some steps into another part of the building where people were drawing. some were so jaw dropping amazingly good and some were HILARIOUSLY BAD. i didnt take any pictures tho because you're not allowed to without permission of the artist, and i didnt feel like asking anyone "can i take a picture of this shitstain you call art to post on my livejournal so the world can LAUGH AT YOU?"

then there was another room leading off that with people singing karaoke. OH MY GOD, THEY WERE SINGING X-JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIED!!!!!!!!!!! these two WHITE GUYS knew all the words in japanese and i was so so jealous omg. omg. omgooggmglgkgg x japan. ehehee.

i think after that we left and just walked around china town for a while finding more asian knick knacks to scream about. i was having seizures all over the strawberry things because i <3 strawberries. there was a strawberry hat im going to buy on our spending spree and a STRAWBERRY. DOG BED. which im also going to get one day when i have a dog. oh yeah this was in a little pet shop that was awesome because it had asian things. they also had little CONVERSE SHOES for doggies and the cutest HOODIES and costumes and ffhf djhfd fdjf! im getting a dog just so i can dress it up in a fairy outfit with little shoes and have it sleep on the bed shaped like a strawberry. i liked that the pet shop had signs everywhere saying "RESPONSIBLE PET OWNERSHIP!!!!!!! FUK!!!!!!!" and wasnt just a seedy little store like those ones that dont care about their animals.

thennnnn.. i kind of forget where we went because i was so tired at this point from not sleeping the night before. heh. oh yeah we took pictures which angie has on her camera ill post those later when she SENDS THEM TO ME *POKE POKE ANGIE*

i think after that we decided to part ways and make our way home. oh heres something i remember. on the train platform these two awesome bitches came up and HUGGED ME out of nowhere and started fussing over my kitty hat and my hair and saying how great i was. they were wearing raver fluffies so i have doubts as to their sobriety, but it was so so so great i love free hugs.

umf. SUCH a good day. angie is all excited about caity coming cos we're gonna go to taronga zoo and the new australian wildlife zoo and featherdale and all those awesome awesome places 2getha. yaaaaaay. R U EXCITED 2 CAITEE.

I'm still sleepy ^o^

we took pictures of our shadows cos we looked like cat girls. keke.

some cosplayers, this girl made me want to see Ah! My Goddess. LOOK MOOGLE GIRL OMFG

this guy was AWESOME.

there were tons more but they turned out shitty and blurry, angies were better so ill post those when she sends them.

girls whats my weakness? MEN!

2007-03-30T20:59:52Z

[6:23:54 AM] tomhoshino says: hi lesbian
[6:24:15 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: its your fault i got so dykey
[6:24:37 AM] tomhoshino says: how is it my fault
[6:24:54 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: i never wanted to become this dykey
[6:25:04 AM] tomhoshino says: you made ME a dyke
[6:25:19 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: DID NOT
[6:25:25 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: YOU WERE SUCH A DYKE ALWAYS
[6:25:26 AM] tomhoshino says: i came out because of you
[6:25:31 AM] iamnotyourbroom says: oh yeah

I'm getting the most awesome slash HILARIOUS bed ever. this is what it does.

isnt that FUNNY/AWESOME. yes. thats me on the bed. fuck. its so great :']

OFF TO ANIMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!

:']

2007-03-30T10:23:11Z

i found this book on ebay about preventing dog bites. the description sounds like something Elissa wrote LMAO.

"I couldn't believe it!

Sitting there on our front porch swing watching our two little kindergarteners play together for the first time, we were thrilled to find such a great match as new neighbors. As we sipped iced tea and watched, we were already laughing and making great plans together for the summer, when I heard the screen door creak open.

"OH, NOOOOO!!!!
Jimmy! The doooooorrrrr!
The DOG!
Don't open the...."

But it was too late. Horror rose up in me, and all my dreams of having a great new friend next door vanished into impossibility. I was helpless as I watched Zippy sail off the porch and tear through the yard toward those sweet little girls having tea on the blanket on the lawn.

With Zippy barking furiously all the way, the girls started screaming and trying to get up. In one terrifying leap Zippy latched onto that angel's nose and lip, knocking her over, and then we were all screaming. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT! Zippy had nipped before, but never like this!

I'll never forget the fear in that little girl's eyes, and the look from her mom -- my new best friend, and new enemy -- all in 20 minutes. And the blood. Oh, my! I never knew a face could bleed so much.

Years later, not a day goes by that I don't look at that little girl over the fence, and see her playing alone, with the scars on her face, and realize how I had changed her life forever. I cry when I remember how they carried her away in the ambulance, with her blood-soaked pinafore dress.

I cry when my own little girl wakes up in terror night after night, a little less frequently now, but still much too often, screaming, reliving Zippy's attack.

I was the only one home when the police came to take Zippy away forever, and I was the one who had to sit down at the kitchen table and tell the whole family that their beloved pet was never coming home again. I'm the one who has to keep explaining why we're not allowed to ever have a dog again.

I cry when I think of my husband working two jobs, and poring over the bills trying to figure out how to recover from the lawsuit, and when we have to sit down and tell the kids we can't go on vacation this year, again.

If only.

If only I had known how to prevent dog bites. If only I had known. I tried to do what I knew to do, but I really didn't understand.

My life, my little girl's life, my whole family, and that precious little girl next door's life, most of all, would have been totally different.

And her parents. How I ache for her parents as I see the grief in their eyes when we nod politely across the driveway. So much that could have been, and so much that never will be.

If only."

dentist

2007-03-30T08:38:52Z

smoking menthol cigarettes feels SO UTTERLY BIZZARE when your mouth is numb :0
i havent been to the dentist since i was five [true story - when i was five i attacked the little asian lady dentist with the sucky thing hehe] i had a really really bad cavity that had to be filled.. its so bad, there was only one milimetre of tooth between the cavity and the root of my tooth
get your teeth checked every six months!!! for serious dudes. one milimetre more and i would have needed a root canal. NOT COOL.
the nice dentist gave me a free toothbrush. i named it mr smiles.

SLEEPYTIME

pompomelo @ 2007-03-30T08:13:00

2007-03-29T22:56:56Z

i like life right now because:
i have someone who is perfect for me
i have a goal to work towards [zoology]
i have sad days but ive almost forgotten what real depression feels like
and my girlfriend is always there for me on my sad days
there is gorgeous art like this that keeps me drawing and trying to improve
i have three best friends i can always count on, who are steadfastly decent people
i've found a large group of people i can relate to, which is awesome
for the first time i know where my life is headed

i miss:
abbie and mal and brittany and mel and arianna :(

but brittany is going to visit and i might be seeing abbie in melbourne in a few months and mel is going to move in with me ^_^

oh god. i have the sh2 dog ending as my ringtone now, i can't wait until somebody rings me when i'm in a large crowd of people and theyre all like HUH?
they should have used this ending in the movie instead of that retarded...one. bleh.

HEEEEATHER. HEEEEAATHER.

2007-03-29T09:19:51Z

dental plan. lisa needs braces. dental plan. lisa needs braces. dental plan. lisa needs braces.

i have to get braaaceeees. so long crooked teeth! what im NOT looking forward to is having four teeth removed for them ; ;

oh god at the dentist i randomly remembered the conversation with caity last night ["herpes? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "cream cheese on your ASS!!!!!!!!"] and started laughing while the dude had sharp instruments poking around my mouth. oh yeah, and the dentist's office was right across the street from where i went to girl scouts, and they were having a campfire, and i remembered when we made a campfire and five asthmatic kids started freaking out and having seizures from the smoke :']

i love/hate the silent hill movie so much. love, because.. its silent hill. hate because they raped the whole idea of silent hill and especially pyramid head with huge 40 ft dildos. PH was the personification of james's guilt and sexual perversion thats why he's only in james's mind and no one elses DURR that was the whole poiiiiint. ugh whatever. I heard theres another movie coming out? please let it be better. and oh fuck, apparently theres a fifth game, fuck fuck fuck let it come out on ps2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. they say the fifth game will return to the psychological mindfuckery of the second OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

home and away is so dumb smoking marijuana does not make you go crazy and hold hostages. wtf.

time for POP TARTS and sh3. yes.

thats what you get dirty assfuckers. hehe.

2007-03-28T17:16:10Z

ANAL WOMAAAAAAAN

http://www.efukt.com/1721_Anal_Woman.html

i command you with my anal mind power, take off your clothes!

this is also awesome:

"GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE." -- U.S. Army recruiter Sgt. Marcia Ramode, using her military email address to respond to Jersey City resident Corey Andrew, after Ramode learned Andrew was gay.

an open microphone can be dangerous

2007-03-28T01:41:44Z

i call this one "blue steel"

aww someone made me an icon, i feel loved
i also dont feel alone anymore knowing other lesbians find angelina ho-lie hideous

fist fight. going down.

2007-03-27T14:41:30Z

i wish people would understand that hiding things from me is pointless because i always figure it out. just because i don't push the issue doesn't mean you've got one over me. i'd rather be hurt or angry for a little while than feel i can't trust someone because that lasts longer and it hurts more.

the centrelink website is being gay and i lost my netbank password and im pissed cos i can't check the money in my account. oh well i'm pretty sure i got paid today so hopefully this transaction to paypal won't backfire and land me with another slew of overdraft fees. i don't think commonwealth bank will be nice next time and let me off.

i think i've put this restless uncomfortable feeling down to caity being here so soon. that sounds like i don't want her here which of course is utterly ridiculous i just don't really know what to do with myself in these nine weeks.. i feel like i should be doing something like cleaning or organizing things but i've already done all that. sndsdfgjl. i need to do SOMETHING. i dont know what. maybe ill just keep looking at hotels. I REALLY REALLY wanted to book us into Stamford hotel but the motherfucking cockmasters jacked up their price. think you can fool me you bastards i checked how much it would cost on caity's date of arrival last week and it was half what they're saying now. COCKMUNCHERS.

i'm debating whether to do another semester of tafe. i don't know. my anxiety is not getting better by forcing myself to do the things that bring it on like it should. i was about to say what a failure i am but then i thought i did make some progress by at least going for it i guess. that's better than nothing really.

did you know in some MTF [male to female] sex re-assignment surgeries they take a piece of COLON and make a vagina out of it? icky!!!! dont get me wrong i love MTFs and FTMs and all kind of gender fuck-ups, i sorround myself with them but sometimes what you guys do to transition creeps me the fuck out.

wow yeaaaah wow yeeeeah wow SCREEEEEEEEECH!

2007-03-27T09:17:11Z

i love ebayyyyyyyyy. i got some nice skiiiiiiirts. a pink and black one just like the one that was stolen off me from DB. and a pink and green!!!!! one with d ringsu and straps u no the kind you pay an exhorbant amount for in the shops, like $50. i got it for $5 cos i kick ass. i also got this pink wig that is soooou asian i can feel my eyes slanting when i wear it ; ;

haha i saw bea's dad on today tonight. weird.

i feel strange and restless. i dont know why. I've been feeling like this for about a week now and I can't really place where it's coming from. i haven't been eating well... maybe thats it.

eh.

countdown to caityness: 9 weeks! i am freaking out d00dz.

ps this is the funniest song ever

CAKE TOWN

2007-03-26T22:34:38Z

this is the funniest ever oh my god

you better be excited for 300 you cunts

scary fat lesbians

2007-03-26T18:24:14Z

i just finished watching the finale of TLW season4

i really don't know what i think about this season. it was kind of all over the place. the characters are like new people, I mean what the FUCK happened to jenny? she used to be kind of interesting even if the weirdness felt totally put on but now she's just a BITCH. she was the "bad guy" of this season like tina has been in other seasons but for no real reason. speaking of tina tina and bette were at each others throats for ever now they're best friends? i think ill throw up if they get back together like i nearly threw up all over the screen and the walls and my entire house and ALL OVER THE WORLD during kit's sex scene. EW. why did she have to be a lesbian even if it was only for five seconds. YUCKY YUCKY YUCK.

what else. Oh i could totally get into this shane and paige thing if i wasnt like "isn't shane terrified of commitment.......hasn't that been beaten into our heads since season one.........and when she left carmen at the altar..........whats going on.......;_;"

max sucks. daniela sea can't act. and max has been on the show forever and it still feels like he's just the token transgender. OH MY GOd HE'S FIGHTING TO BE ACCEPTED AS A MAN AND FACING SO MUCH HARDSHIP BeCAUSE OF PREDJUDICE AND BLAH BLAH. its so sad cos he wants a lil peep but he was born with a vagina ;_____; sorry but i see this thousands of times over every day because i sorround myself with genderqueers and ftms and mtfs and what have you so its really not anything new.

what else? oh yeah. tina sucks. tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks tina sucks. PICK ONE: STRAIGHT|LESBIAN. NOW STICK WITH IT.

the whole show should just be alice and tasha being cute. and dana's ghost hanging around all the time. and angry bette/romantic bette/having sex bette cos those are the best bettes. and helena being hot but not with catherine. catherine would be hot if she didnt remind me of someone so much i want to drive to the actress's house, douse her in gasoline and set her on fire and eat popcorn and sip a coke while she screams and dies.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH! its because those ugly bitches from Betty have been writing the episodes, thats why this season was weird. Not only did they have to ruin the opening with their shitty music now they're TAKING OVER THE WHOLE SHOW!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO VOMIT ON MY OWN FACE AND TEAR OUT MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!! Why are so many lesbians fucking socialists? that has nothing to do with anything i've just said, but FUCK IT PISSES ME OFF! EMBRACE CAPITALISM YOU CLITORIS SMASHING COMMUNISTS! no i dont know how one smashes a clitoris, i just couldn't think of anything else. i REALLY like cinnamon coffee. whoever thought of this combination should be given a gold medal for fucking awesome.

this post is making less and less sense so im stopping now..

sluttier each day, slut and awaaaay

2007-03-26T09:32:18Z

So Home and Away says: you can be anything you want to be, and you should do whatever you want to do, being a STRIPPER in a seedy bar is a perfectly valid career choice, and you shouldn't listen to your parents and friends because theyre just holding you back from happily slutting yourself for $1500 a show...

thats a GREAT message for the ten year olds who watch this!

pompomelo @ 2007-03-26T18:32:00

2007-03-26T08:32:23Z

lauren's post reminded me

;_;