if i die i want Lesbian Seagull played at my funeral.

And i want everyone to wear tiaras and fairy wings.

and i want everyone to do the nutbush when my coffin is lowered.

I am dead serious.



If you could change one thing about your past, without it changing every other aspect of your life, what would it be?
Getting involved in any way, shape, or form, with Liz. Dumping her ass was the best descision i ever made.

Are you happy with where you are in life, at this time?
I wish i was working in a zoo already. but other than that im kool thx

If you could travel anywhere in the world, without cost being a deciding factor, where would you go?
Niagra fallskjkjkj

Do you get along better with the same sex, or the opposite sex?
opposite, when they're not macho men

Are you the type of person who prefers one or two close friends, or lots of acquaintances?
Close friends

Are you still friends with anyone you went to school with?
Yeah a couple, on and off.

Are you a home body, or a social butterfly?
homebody

What do you enjoy doing on the weekends?
hangin ouutttt with peepz

Beer, wine or liquor?
not beer

What is your relationship status?
um read my last 1 billion journal entries

Are you happy with your current relationship (or lack thereof)?
I have the perfect woman.

What is your idea of a perfect date?
Renting a hundred movies, eating a lot of macaroni cheese and talking allllllllll night

What's your idea of the perfect romantic getaway?
Niagra fallsshdddshdds i can't wait to go there one day cos i WILL and you will be jealousssss.

If you could have a date with any celebrity, who would it be and what would you do?
I want to go out to dinner with paris hilton just to see if she really is the huge dumbass everyone thinks she is or some super mega genius who is just taking everyone for a ride and laughing

Do you think you can love someone, without trusting them?
Well yeah, but itd suck wouldnt it?

Do you believe it is possible to be in love with someone you've never actually spent time with?
As in, someone you've talked to but never met? Yes, the only difference between talking up close and talking far away is distance

Do you believe in soul mates?
I don't know about soul mates, but two people can be very compatible to the point where its almost like you were made to fit together

If you do believe in soul mates, have you found yours?
I have my puzzle piece

Are you happy with your current career/job?
I don't have a job, but when i do have my dream job yes i will be very very happy

If not, what would you rather be doing?
There is absolutely nothing in the entire world i would rather be doing than being a zoologist

Which is more important, your career, or your family (assuming you are married with children)?
a career is important and family is important, you need to balance both

If you answered family to the above question, would your family agree that they are most important?
huh? i havent slept all night so im not following

If you could have ANY job, what would your top three career choices be?
1) Zoologist. Duh.
2) a wildlife photographer. except i would have to learn how to actually use a camera.
3) rehabilitating injured wild animals. do you see a pattern?

Your biggest weakness, or flaw?
My lack of motivation to get going. I need someone to push me out the door in the morning. but once i get going motivation isnt a problem

Do you take pride in your work, or just hurry through it as quickly as you can?
If its something i care about, i put everything into it. if i see no point i won't even try

Would you do this?
1. Join the Military or the Mob?
Mob. because gangster lesbians are the coolest.

2. Turn a close friend in if they committed a serious offense ex. murder?
Yes, because the police will catch up to them sooner or later whether i do or don't. and if you murder someone i don't really want to be your friend anyway.

3. Make one porno if it meant never having to work again?
Fuck. No.

4. Cheat on your bf/gf with your biggest crush if there was no possibility that they would EVER find out?
No because I could never live with the guilt. I can't see myself being attracted to another person enough to cheat anyway, my girlfriend is perfect.

5. Eat spoiled food from the garbage or go hungry?
I'm not ethiopian

What if...
1. In your relationship you find out you are going to have a baby but one of you doesn't want it. Who has the right to choose?
That would be pretty difficult in a lesbian relationship. But i think the mother has the right to choose because its her body and her baby.

2. Your partner had to work overseas for a year, would you consider playing around?
No. i went the first fifteen years of my life without sex i can take a year.

3. You find out before having sex for the first time with your partner that they have a highly contagious STD, would you still have sex with them?
I'd be pretty damn shitted off they'd waited until that moment to tell me, so probably not

4. You are in a serious accident in the middle of nowhere and your only chance of survival is to cut off your own arm, would you do it?
If there was absolutely no other chance of survival, i'd chew my own arm off with my teeth

5. You had to kill a member of your family if it meant you would save thousands of lives, would you?
Ha! No.

Gay marriage is wrong?
Don't. even. get me started. on gay marriage.

The night of your best-friend's wedding their fiance comes on to you, should you tell your best-friend?
Depends how serious it was. if they were making blatant sexual advances than yes. fuck that ho.

Would you/Have you ever fake illness to get attention?
I didn't have to, when i was young. lol -_-

You are the first to arrive at the scene of an accident but it turns out that the person hurt is your worst enemy, do you help or walk away?
I thought of saying "help" then i thought of the only people i actually hate, and no. i would douse them in gasoline and throw a lit match.

Do you think it is important to tell the truth or spare someones feelings?
Tell the fucking truth, i fucking hate it when people pussyfoot around

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Physically? Verbally? Neither.. i LOVE a good debate tho.

Are you taller than your mom?
Yup keke.

What curse word do you say the most when your pissed?
MOTHERFUCKER

Do you hate your life?
No i fucking love my life, the only thing that could make it better is a job at a zoo.

Do you get mad easily?
Depends. I am generally an easygoin lil gal until an injustice is put upon me, and then i really only get angry if the other person refuses to see what they have done.

Who should pay on the first date?
ummmm.. i think whoever organized the date

How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Although i don't think age gaps really matter once you're an adult, i like people close to my own age

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
it depends, bright yellow is the most shiteous color to wear in large amounts but in small bits its alright

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
:']

Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
The closest i've come to something like that is thinking standing in front of a train might be a good idea. good thing i'm not depressed like i was last year.

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
I'm in my boyshorts >:|

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
I've never asked..

Do you want to have kids?
Negh.. maybe.

What kind of car do you want?
Something that goes forward and stops when i want it to.

What is your favorite video game?
at the moment? okami.. of all time? will always, always be silent hill.

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Are you kidding.

Are you wearing make-up?
Nope

Do you know how to draw?
Yes

Who loves orange soda?
ME i am actually drinking fanta right now

Do you know where your family name originated from?
irelaaaaaaaaaaaaand irish and proud

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
FUCKING CLICK BEETLES. ANYHTING THAT CAN BREAK ITS OWN NECK AT WILL AND STILL LIVE SHOULD STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
ON A CAR?????????????????? green but then again, everything should be green. and pink. yes.